It was a tropical island, somehow we turned it into lava falls, we experienced another volcano eruption for the second time in two days, i’m not sure if i should be impressed or appalled by Goblins ability to leave nothing but destruction behind them, i guess unintentional chaos is in our blood.
Gallywix didn’t waste much time and climbed to the top of the shipwreck throwing comments every now and then blaming me for the whole disaster, while i’m doing everything to make sure we have a safe place in this hostile environment.
Monkeys stealing our supplies, dangerous dinos running and flying around, local tribe of pygmy, short ugly people with tiny brains, sharks around the island, the alliance and the horde at war, what could possibly go wrong?!
So i took back our supplies while feeding monkeys explosive bananas, Goblins like to solve everything with bombs, killed some dinos, went to help Foreman Dampwick to collect some Kaja’mite ore from a nearby cave, also taking photos for weird cave paintings, the pygmy are not so stupid after all! they trained monkeys to mine the ore.
After all that, fat Gallywix still doing nothing but talking, i went to look for the horde camp, if we want to survive we should seek help, i found nice orc lady, she asked me to help them against the alliance, then save the precious “cargo” who was non other than Thrall! the horde leader captured by the alliance!
We should build our town but not in this isle, my fellow goblins prepared a rocket to jump from the small island to the larger one, and there prepared Town in a Box, it is one of few goblin inventions which i’m really proud of, it is a town … in a BOX! all you need to add is explosions!