Tag: goblin

Nixxle Logbook 008 – around Azshara

Bilgewater Harbor

Running around Azshara takes a lot of time, mountains to walk around, the beach is long and full of naga and sea giants, there are countless vicious animals, gnomes, night elves, Satyrs, dragons.

Uncle Bedlam poster, he wants you and your gold
Found these two in a staring contest
And the orc on the left wins!
Warrior trainer is here! glad to see him in the Harbor, much better place than the city slums
Uncle Bedlam himself! i tried to “take” his hat, he knows how to throw a punch!
Westren side of the harbor, good restaurant, nice place to relax.
Inside the restaurant, the “chef” cooking a crab alive! my poor pet saw this
Away from the Harbor, elves ruins
talking to elves ghosts, a blood elf lady turned me into night elf
Contaminated lab
Searching everywhere for this dragon, i have to die to find him in spirit world



Nixxle Logbook 007 – Harum

Gallywix head on the side of his mountain palace, and i thought i could not hate him more!

After relaxing for too long in Orgrimmar, i thought i go back to the wilds, well at least to some place out of the city, to smell fresh air and get some gold, i went out of the north gate to seek adventure in Azshara, this place have it all, trees, mountains, goblins, ghosts, elves (i never seen them before), gnomes and a large head for Gallywix … like he didn’t have a large head already!

I met some old faces from Kezan, i found Greely who is still doing research projects with Hobart, she asked me to help her by collecting Azsharite, blue crystals i found all over Azshara, Greely said it is the biggest discovery for goblins since Kaja’mite.

Collecting “Azsharite”
Greely asked me to befriend with a rock giant named Gormungan, to learn about Azsharite
And i touched that stuff?! Azsharite is nothing but … Ewwww!
Yeah, what am i doing with my life?! i want adventure but i’m collecting … poop?!!

The giant explained that he don’t drop “Azsharite” often, he go to “bathroom” once every 15 to 25 years, so Greely thought she will force him to drop a new one now! she prepared Giant-Sized Laxative but it didn’t work, so she thought scaring the giant with a tiny mouse will work and force him to drop a … blue crystal .. yest, let’s call it crystal.

Greely made me into a tiny thing who can ride a mouse!

It didn’t work! the giant killed the mouse and almost killed me under his rock foot, went back to Greely to tell her, she asked me not to tell Hobart about the whole thing, the poor thing still does not know that the blue crystals are giant rock droppings!

Ah … the life of adventure, it must have some “azsharite” from time to time, i’m going to clean my hands for days now!


Nixxle Logbook 006 – The Slums

Baloon and filth, welcome to the slums!

I have to do it, i have to walk into the goblin slums in Orgrimmar, of all names to call this place why did they call it slums? well it looks like Bilgewater harbor slums, a shameful spot in the city, sometimes i hate goblins!

Bilgewater Cartel flag
Citizens of the slums and a washing line
another washing line, but i was impressed by the black and red dress .. i want it .. for a friend!
Madam Tinza, classy innkeeper, i didn’t ask her “what inn?!” that will be rude
Dankin showing how to fish while being angry
But he is fishing in the filth
Say whatever about the slums, goblins know how to cook a burger!
Smells so nice, and there is a fish burger!
Never ever get injured .. our doctor is a scary dude, with a cleaver?!
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Admiring goblin trikes, soon i’ll buy one
Boss Mida, she is in charge here
Filth! why do we do this?!
Our neighbors in the city, the troll! i was scared while taking a selfie with this guard


Nixxle Logbook 005 – Selling junk

To the city, on a DINO!

From the jungle isle (it’s a volcanic isle now thanks to me!) we went the Horde capital Orgrimmar, i’ve heard alot about it from my fellow goblins, this is the first time i see the city, high walls, tall towers, spikes everywhere, it looks scary for me, i already miss Kezan.

A troll lady gave me this raptor to go quiclky into the city, that was akwarde, but i guess she is not the same as the trolls in Kezan, our slavers and now our slaves … or ex-slaves, i wonder what happend to them? what happened to my fellow goblins there? one day i’m going back to Kezan, it’s my home.

Warchief’s Command Board, here my journey as horde member started
Marogg taught me basics of cooking, i was worried he will cook my pet!
I needed more bags, but this vendor is asking too much for a small bag
Tailor shop, admiring the carpets there
Another beautiful carpet
Walking to the other end of the city, i found fishing pond, Razgar was kind to teach me fishing
i’m ashamed, even here in Orgrimmar goblins living like goblins!
Making potions
Collected balloons for the kid, he was happy he gave me horde balloon.

I must say Orgrimmar is confusing, need some time to learn how to navigate the city, it is so much larger than Bilgewater Harbor in Kezan, so many shops and all kind of people here, i saw the tauren for the firs time, cow-looking people but i never dare to call them cow, one kick from their strong hooves is enough to kill a goblin!

There is an auction house in the city, when i was running away from Kezan then that jungle island i didn’t forget to carry with me any kind of valuable junk, it’s junk for me but it have some gold value for people who never saw this junk, so i sold in the auction house all kind of items:

You see! people like buying trash, i’m now more than 400 gold rich, i may say i did fine, from losing everything to gaining a small fortune, not bad … not bad at all.



Nixxle Logbook 004 – it was a turtle

Pygmy Vs. Goblins

Going back from dealing with the naga, hiding under a pygmy silly hat, i found the Town in a Box attacked by horde of pygmy people, my fellow goblins used cannons to defend the towm, i could not wait for my turn to shoot these pygmy … why can’t they leave us alone? it’s not like we want to live here!

Their threat didn’t stop here, they killed goblins and turned them into zombies … goblies?! zogoblies? zomblies? aah .. whatever you want to name them, they are dead goblin walking slowly toward the town, i have to do something.

Killing their shaman was a step

So i went to their camp, killed some of them and the shaman responsible for the zombiefication (is this a word?!) of my fellow goblins, freed the prisoners, now i have to deal with the zombies and there is an invention for that, fight fire with fire .. errr i mean fight zombies with fire.

Fire shoes, the only way to be happy when killing zombies, only 99.99.99 gold

Then we went the large cave under the mountain, to kill the turtle god the pygmy worship, it wasn’t the best idea we goblin have that day, to be honest i think we should have left the turtle alone, first it is a turtle on fire, and huge, why should i deal with it?!

Volcanoth (source)

But dealing with it i did and the island started shaking, the mountain is about to erupt, what did i do in my life to experience the second volcanic eruption in two days?

Back on the beach, Horde Vs Alliance still going

Horde commander asked me to kill Alliance soldiers and fly a plane to destroy their planes, then sent me back to goblins who gathered around an entrance to a kaja’mite mine, Gallywix enslaved many goblins while he was away from us, time to end his rule!

Before the mine operation, happy to see the warrior trainer with us

Once again Gallywix proved to be pain in the backside, he used a warlock in the mine to overlook the whole operation of the mine, we dealt with warlock, threw his soulstone to the ground, collected the prisoners again (how many times i have to do that?!) then went to a new camp on the safe side of the island … mind you there is now safe place in here, we have to go.

One last visit to Town-in-a-Box, lava eating it slowly, a chance for a photo!

Gallywix made a camp for him in the other side of the beach, hired some pirates and still hold some slaves, he even managed to enslave the warrior trainer! how dare he?! i dealt with all this mess, and went to face Gallywix with the horde warchief, he was riding his robot because he is useless fat goblin without it.

Took us some time to take him down, i was ready to kill him on the spot, but Thrall decided to spare his life, and more than that he made Bilgewater Cartel part of the horde and the leader non other than Gallywix himself … what is wrong with Thrall?! i always hear is a wise shaman, but i don’t see this here, what a stupid thing to do.

On the ship at last, going to Orgrimmar.

From here on, i won’t write detailed events, since i’m doing the same quests everyone’s do while leveling, i’ll choose some events to write about, mostly show photos.

Nixxle Logbook 003 – Chickens!

Town in a Box is down there

Flying to the larger island in a rocket toward town in a box, the way this town work is simple, just add explosives!

Happy face for happy town!

It is a dangerous job to open a town, i think we need a new version, at least remote controlled explosives!

Here it is, amazing .. right?! (source)

First thing i did is going the profession trainer, if we need to survive then i need to do more than just opening a town and killing monkeys with explosive banana.

Profession trainer … and the shoes of “ex-goblin” RIP Jas

From the machine i learned the basics of alchemy and herbalism, keeping the tradition of my family, i was told that one of my ancestors made the Hobgoblin, i’m not sure about that.

Anyway, after surviving the profession trainer, the town goblins needed some food, so i ran around the town attaching rockets to chickens and sending them flying to the town, what a glorious way to collect food! but that was not enough, i went to the west to search for a large mechanical chicken, to get it’s egg … yeah you read that right!

The mystical mechanical egg!

Now we have to face many threats in the island, Dinos, pygmy people and the Naga, what bring these naga here i wonder? goblins rarely hesitate to play dirty, so i lured naga kids with sea horse toys, we’ll use them to force the naga leader to surrender.

Playing dirty … no naga kid (fish?!) harmed before or after this photo

The leader was something else, something i never seen before, old goblins talked about octopus-looking creatures, whispering mad thoughts to all living things, i thought it’s just old folk tales.

Oh oh!

he (it?) said he remembered when my race was created, now that is a tale a want to hear! but alas i have to kill this octopus dude before he do any damage, also how old this thing is?! we don’t know goblin history other than some old folk tales, my fellow goblins have no interest in knowing our origins.

Old ruins in the northern part of the island, never seen anything like that before

In my way back to the town i was given a large helmet to go unnoticed by the pygmy tribe, it worked, the tribe was attacking our town.

From ministry of silly helmts
The pygmy dude is happy to see me .. i guess!



Nixxle Logbook – 002: Unintentional chaos

The “Before” photo, beautiful yet savage

It was a tropical island, somehow we turned it into lava falls, we experienced another volcano eruption for the second time in two days, i’m not sure if i should be impressed or appalled by Goblins ability to leave nothing but destruction behind them, i guess unintentional chaos is in our blood.

Gallywix didn’t waste much time and climbed to the top of the shipwreck throwing comments every now and then blaming me for the whole disaster, while i’m doing everything to make sure we have a safe place in this hostile environment.

Monkeys stealing our supplies, dangerous dinos running and flying around, local tribe of pygmy, short ugly people with tiny brains, sharks around the island, the alliance and the horde at war, what could possibly go wrong?!

So i took back our supplies while feeding monkeys explosive bananas, Goblins like to solve everything with bombs, killed some dinos, went to help Foreman Dampwick to collect some Kaja’mite ore from a nearby cave, also taking photos for weird cave paintings, the pygmy are not so stupid after all! they trained monkeys to mine the ore.

I can’t stop staring at his chin!

After all that, fat Gallywix still doing nothing but talking, i went to look for the horde camp, if we want to survive we should seek help, i found nice orc lady, she asked me to help them against the alliance, then save the precious “cargo” who was non other than Thrall! the horde leader captured by the alliance!

We should build our town but not in this isle, my fellow goblins prepared a rocket to jump from the small island to the larger one, and there prepared Town in a Box, it is one of few goblin inventions which i’m really proud of, it is a town … in a BOX! all you need to add is explosions!

Happy to see the warrior trainer
helping the horde
The horde have cool panther!
on my way to alliance ships, gnome flying machine is impressive, i hate to admit
Flying to Town in a Box